at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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