people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Randomize
