you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
And then the night went full on bisexual.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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