How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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