"it" just moved
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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