dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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