butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You have to summon your inner elephant
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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