you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
