I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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