i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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