he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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