i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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