No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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