3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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