And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Alive.
So much puke
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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