Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
His nipple licking is glorious
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