Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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