Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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