Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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