Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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