You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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