ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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