I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
So. Much. Porn.
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