i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
