It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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