At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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