Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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