You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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