Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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