Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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