turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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