And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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