her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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