How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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