I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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