She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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