who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My penis needs a shock collar
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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