I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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