I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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