she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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