Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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