Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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