As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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