i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
you never un-have a 4some
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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