Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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