This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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