Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
