id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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