I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I want her autograph on my taint
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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