Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
