I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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